<HTML><FONT FACE=arial,helvetica><FONT SIZE=2>In a message dated 4/5/2002 7:30:54 AM Eastern Standard Time, Klirrdibir@aol.com writes:<BR>
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<BLOCKQUOTE TYPE=CITE style="BORDER-LEFT: #0000ff 2px solid; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px">I, too, do not know what sort of matress looks like hair.</BLOCKQUOTE><BR>
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the joke no doubt goes back to when some mattresses had straw as a stuffing.<BR>
thus the beard would look like straw.<BR>
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Steven Rowe<BR>
SRoweCanoe@aol.com</FONT></HTML>