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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>with Don Rosa's Treasure of Croesus
:-)</FONT></DIV>
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<P>My life was wrapped around the circus. <BR>Her name was Lydia. <BR>I met
her at the world's fair in 1900, <BR>marked down from 1940.</P>
<P>Ah, Lydia. <BR>She was the most glorious creature <BR>Under the su-un.
<BR>Guiess. DuBarry. Garbo. <BR>Rolled into one. </P>
<P>Oooooooh <BR>Lydia oh Lydia, say have you met Lydia, <BR>Lydia, the
Tattooed Lady.<BR>She has eyes that folks adore so, <BR>And a torso even more
so. </P>
<P>Lydia oh Lydia, that encyclopidia,<BR>Oh Lydia the Queen of Tattoo.<BR>On
her back is the Battle of Waterloo. <BR>Beside it the wreck of the Hesperus,
too. <BR>And proudly above waves the Red, White, and Blue, <BR>You can learn a
lot from Lydia. </P>
<P>La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la </P>
<P>When her robe is unfurled, she will show you the world, <BR>If you step up
and tell her where. <BR>For a dime you can see Kankakee or Paris, <BR>Or
Washington crossing the Delaware. </P>
<P>La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la </P>
<P>Oh Lydia oh Lydia, say have you met Lydia,<BR>Oh Lydia the Tattooed
Lady<BR>When her muscles start relaxin', <BR>Up the hill comes Andrew Jackson
</P>
<P>Lydia oh Lydia, that encyclopidia,<BR>oh Lydia the queen of them all!
<BR>For two bits she will do a mazurka in jazz, <BR>With a view of Niagara
that nobody has. <BR>And on a clear day you can see Alcatraz. <BR>You can
learn a lot from Lydia. </P>
<P>La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la </P>
<P>Come along and see Buff'lo Bill with his lasso. <BR>Just a little classic
by Mendel Picasso. <BR>Here is <A
href="http://www.clown-ministry.com/Articles/Poetry/hooray-captain-spaulding.html">Captain
Spaulding</A> exploring the Amazon.<BR>Here's Godiva but with her pajamas on.
</P>
<P>La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la </P>
<P>Here is Grover Whalen unveilin' the Trilon. <BR>Over on the West Coast we
have Treaure Island. <BR>Here's Najinsky a-doin' the rhumba. <BR>Here's her
social security numba. </P>
<P>{whistles}La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la </P>
<P>Oh Lydia, oh Lydia that encyclopidia,<BR>Oh Lydia the champ of them all.
<BR>She once swept an Admiral clear off his feet. <BR>The ships on her hips
made his heart skip a beat. <BR>And now the old boy's in command of the fleet,
<BR>For he went and married Lydia. </P>
<P>I said Lydia <BR>{He said Lydia} <BR>They said Lydia<BR>{We said Lydia}
<BR>La La! </P><FONT
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