The next time you open a bottle....

[Shelley Hanson]

As regards Donald's soft drink tastes, there was one story in which Donald
opened a "message in the bottle" -- and the message was, "The next time you
open a bottle, make sure it's full of Bloopsie-Cola." Unfortunately I can't
remember which story that was in, though I was tremendously amused by this
at age 10. And now. Of course, after that experience, I doubt that
Bloopsie-Cola would have been Donald's *favorite* beverage.