ETA BETA NOTES: > And I can't help quoting one of the best gags, the (fake) evidence > of the pignapping found at Tom's place and produced before > Old King Cole in the form of... > > 1 - A sailor's hat > 2 - A fiddle > 3 - A roll of sausages... :-) AND I RECALL: But those sausages didn't taste like pig. Tasted more like pork. Dan