Fecchi and Gedeone and Rumpus

[Jonathan H. Gray]

>Scr: "Stop there! Who says Rumpus is my brother?"
>law: "Do you deny it?"
>Scr: "Well... uhm... I mean..."
>Rum: "No need to stutter for me. I know everything!"
>Scr: "But..."
>Rum: "Remember nice old auntie Vera? During a recent stay there I found 
>this."
>Scr: "A letter?"
>law: "Correct! My client found it in an old family album."
>Rum: "From mum to aunt Vera."
>Scr: "I hope you'll tell me what's in the letter?"
>Rum: "It's stuffed with family history! In the lette, mother mentions the 
>short
>marriage with Fergus McDuck."
>Don: "Fergus was your father, unca Scrooge!"
>Scr: "I know. Go on!"
>Rum: "She left old Fergus and brought their dear son - me - to never 
>return.
>Unfortunately mother never told me that I was one of the awful McDucks, as 
>she
>called them."
>Scr: "Oh yeah!"
>Rum: "Or that I had a half-brother, 'a terrible little vulture named 
>Scrooge',
>the letter says."
>Scr: "And this day began so promising!"
>Don: "Why has he all the time said he was the cousin, then - if unca 
>Scrooge
>and his family was so nasty?"
>Scr: "Yeah! Why?"
>Jub: "Mum says, and I quote: 'But woe, Vera, as I was tied to the McDuck-
>family, we chose to call the children cousins to not reveal the secret.'"
>...
>

So Rumpus McFowl is an illegitemate child?!?

LOL !!!!!!

That sounds like something William Van Horn would write and for some reason 
it just sounds hilarious. XD

Jon Gray

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