> From: Kriton Kyrimis <kyrimis at cti.gr> > > ...I'd rather be slapped with a wet oolated squigg. > > Is there any other kind? :-) Well, sure! What if oolating a squigg is like kippering a herring? (i.e. a process of smoking and dehydration.) Being slapped with a wet oolated squigg would be akin to being whipped with a wet cat-o-nine-tails.