Translation help requested: Dutch to English

[Todd Klein]

Hello all,

Sorry to bring this off-topic subject to the Disney list, but I am once 
again in need of help with some translations for an Alan Moore project, 
the next League of Extraordinary Gentlemen book. I have five English 
sentences that need to be translated into Dutch. I should add that the 
content of at least one is of an adult nature. If any Dutch members of 
the list would be willing to help me, please email me off-list. Thanks!

Todd Klein