OT: No more corrections! (For a moment...)
lpj at forfatter.dk
Wed Mar 17 21:37:36 CET 2004
Don Rosa wrote:
> Bush has no henchmen. He *is* a henchman of somebody else -- clearly
> *he's* not the "brains" of that operation. Lord god I hope not.
Interior, a hall inside a secret military base. Large windows show us
we're on the bottom of the ocean. With one chop of his hand, Superman is
splitting a huge powerful-looking laser cannon in half. Wonder Woman,
Batman, Flash and the other members of the Justice League stand behind
him, looking on.
Superman: That's the last of the cannons! We've *won*!
A shadowy figure appears in a doorway, facing the League.
Figure: As usual, you misunderestimate me, Superman!
The figure steps into the light, and we now see it's George W. Bush.
Bush: In spite of your efforts, you've failed! While you guys were busy
battlin' those laser cannons, dozens of nukelar-powered Amazos were
activated by mah assistant!
Every member of the League turn their heads to look at a bald-headed guy
standing next to a vending machine, eating a donut. The guy looks back
at the League for a second with an empty facial expression, then slaps
his face in frustration. He clearly forgot to activate those Amazos.
Homer Simpson: D'oh!
As the Flash begins moving towards Simpson, the latter begins running
towards a lever at the other side of the room.
Simpson: Must... reach... activation... lever! Must... outrun... the
Fastest... Man... Alive!
and so on and so on...
(Apologies to any Republicans out there for this off-topic posting, but
the temptation was too great.)
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