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[Paulo Barreto]

DAVID:

}>Beagle Boys successfully rob the entire money bin, $crooge dies, ...
}Wak!  I hope those two incidents aren't connected ... Did you really
}have the Beagle Boys kill Scrooge to get his money?

        The incidents are connected, but $crooge is not killed.  The
Beagle Boys (hundreds of them) implode the hill under the money bin and
use a huge helicopter with an antigravity device to take away the whole
building.  As the money bin hangs from the desert-island-borne
helicopter, $crooge runs to the roof with his old gun and tries to
defend his money; the bin hits a Duckburg skyscraper, $crooge rolls off
the roof and drops 200 meters.  Well, the Beagle Boys had no intention
to kill $crooge... but their consciences didn't pain either. :-)

}>Daisy ... has an accident/aborts future egg
}That shouldn't be hard to do.  Scrambled, or sunny side up?  ;-)

        According to wacky Duckburg laws, Donald can't marry Daisy while
he's raising HDL.  $crooge dies, and although his will is not found,
Donald is believed to inheirit he whole fortune (no LO$ speculation on
this matter; I've rewritten Duckburg's history to suit this series).
Then Daisy makes out a "natural" tragedy over Junior Woodchuck camp to
kill HDL and become the world's richest wife.  However, Daisy is chased
by a grizzly bear, gets injured, and is saved by JW themselves. Surgeon
in Duckburg hospital finds out the abortion.

        Now for something about Mickey's destiny... Who's next? :-)

           _____m__(0/\0)__m_____  P.C.Barreto
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