Gyro is a CHICKEN, I tell ya! A GIANT CHICKEN!

[M. Mitchell Marmel]

>        P. S.  The title of this article sounded unusually desperate,
>but in fact was a Warner-Bros. cartoon reference.  Anyone here get it?

"You wear a disguise/To look like human guys/But you're not a man/You're a
chicken, Boo!"  ~8>

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M. Mitchell Marmel                    |    Co-Chaircritter, Alt.Tasteless
Drexel University                     |        Awards Committee, 1993
Department of Materials Engineering   |          *I CAN BE BOUGHT!*
Fibrous Materials Research Laboratory |    marmelmm at dunx1.ocs.drexel.edu
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